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June 5th, 2009

Laptop Ekran

Laptop Ekran Günümüzde artan laptop satışlarına paralel olarak laptop yedek parça gereksinimide artmıştır. Laptop parçaları masa üstü bilgisayarlara göre daha pahalı ve bulunması bir okadar güçtür. Yetkili servislerde neredeyse laptop fiyatına yakın olan ekran fiyatları tüketici için sorun teşkil etmektedir. Müşterilerine herzaman uygun fiyat politikası ile hizmet eden firmamız orijinal ve yansanayi olmak üzere çeşitli fiyat ve ürün alternatifleri ile ve yaygın stok seçeneği sunmaktadır.

Sony Laptop Ekranları

Sony Vaio BX Serisi VGN-BX560B 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F150 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F150 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F160 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F170 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F180 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F190 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F220 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F220K 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F250 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F250K 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F270 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F280 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F290 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F340 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F350 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F360 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F370 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F390 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA

Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F390
15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F400 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F420 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F420 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F430 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F450 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F480 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F490 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F520 13″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F540 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F540K 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F560 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F560K 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F570 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F580 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F580K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F590 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F590K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F610 12.1″ (800 x 600) SVGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F630 13.3″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F650 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F650K 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F660 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F660T 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F680 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F680K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-F Series PCG-F808K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FR130 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FR215S 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FR415S 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FR825P 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV23 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV25 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV26 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV27 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV28 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV31 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV33 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV34 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV35 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FR Series PCG-FRV37 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX120 13.3″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX140 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX150 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX170 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX190 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX190F 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX190K 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX200 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX210 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX215 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX220 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX220 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX220K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX240 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX250 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX250K 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX270 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX270K 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX290 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX290K 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-FX Series PCG-FX310 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FXA Series PCG-FXA48 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FXA Series PCG-FXA49 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-FXA Series PCG-FXA49 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRS Series PCG-GRS100 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRS Series PCG-GRS150 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRT Series PCG-GRT100P 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio PCG-GRT Series PCG-GRT150 16″ (1280 x 1024) SXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRT Series PCG-GRT160 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRT Series PCG-GRT250 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-GRT Series PCG-GRT270 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K10 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K12FP 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K12P 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K13 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K13F 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K13Q 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K14 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K15 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K15F 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K17 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K20P 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K215M 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K23 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K23Q 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K25 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K27 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K33 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K35 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K37 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K45 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-K Series PCG-K47 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-NV Series PCG-NV170 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR1 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR1A 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR1AP 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR2 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR2A 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR3A 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR5AP 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-TR Series PCG-TR5B 10.6″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio PCG-VX Series PCG-VX88 14.1″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A115Z 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130B 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130B 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130B 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130P 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130P 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A130P 15″ (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A140 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A140B 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A140P 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A150 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A160 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A240 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A240B 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A240P 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A250 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-A Series VGN-A260 15.4″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS115E 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS15CP 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS18CP 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS215E 15 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS215S 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS25CP 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS28C 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS28CP 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS295V 15 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Sony Vaio VGN-FS Serisi VGN-FS645P 15.4 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-S Series VGN-S150 13.3″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-S Series VGN-S170B 13.3″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-S Series VGN-S580 13.3″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-S Series VGN-S5HP 13.3″ (1280 x 800) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-T Series VGN-T140 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-T Series VGN-T250 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-T Series VGN-T250L 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-T Series VGN-T250P 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA
Sony Vaio VGN-T Series VGN-T350 10.6″ (1280 x 768) WXGA

Asus Laptop Ekranları

Asus A3500E-24M (A3E-5001H) 15 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus A3500L Notebook lcd ekran 15 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus A6000 Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A6 Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A6B00U Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus H2800S Notebook lcd ekran 15 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus F3WE lcd 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus L3400TP Notebook lcd ekran 14.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus X51 Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus F3S Notebook Lcd Ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A2500 A25D vb notebook lcd 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus L8400B Notebook lcd ekran 14.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus LG5800 Notebook lcd ekran 15 ” (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Asus G1 Gamer Notebook lcd ekran 15.4″ (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus M2 Notebook lcd ekran 14.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus M3000NP 14.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus A3000 A3 A3n Serisi lcd ekran 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus M5A Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus M6000N Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus M6000 Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus M6 Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus S5200N Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus M5A Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus V6800V Notebook lcd ekran 15 ” (1400 x 1050) SXGA+
Asus W2 Notebook lcd ekran 17 ” (1680 x 1050) WSXGA+
Asus W2V Notebook lcd ekran 17 ” (1680 x 1050) WSXGA+
Asus W3 Notebook lcd ekran 14 ” (1280 x 768) WXGA
Asus W3J Notebook lcd ekran 14 ” (1280 x 768) WXGA
Asus W5 Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Asus W5000 Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Asus W5AE Notebook lcd ekran 12.1 ” (1280 x 800) WXGA
Asus A6JA Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A6JM Notebook lcd ekran 15.4 ” (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A3FC Notebook lcd ekran 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus A3A-AN Notebook lcd ekran 15″ (1024 x 768) XGA
Asus A6U Notebook lcd ekran 15.4″ (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A6VM Notebook lcd ekran 15.4″ (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A6JC Notebook lcd ekran 15.4″ (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus W3A Notebook lcd ekran 14 ” (1280 x 768) WXGA
Asus A6JC Notebook lcd ekran 15.4″ (1280 x 1024) WXGA
Asus A8F Notebook lcd ekran 14 ” (1280 x 768) WXGA

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Süper hızlı notebook

April 29th, 2009

intel-atomEvet yanlış duymadınız İntel’in netbooklar için ürettiği Atom işlemci serisi için yeni bir teknoloji geliştirdiğini duyurdu.

Bunu ilk duyduğumuzda bazılarımız için komik bazılarımız için imkansız gelebilir Ama yakın bir gelecekte imkansız ve komik olmaktan çıkacak gibi.

Power tuşuna basıcaksınız ve 2 saniye sonra netbooknuzda Windows açılmış olacak. Sabırısız kullanıcılar için bunun süper bir haber olduğunu düşünüyoruz.

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Assus Anakart Tamiri ve Anakart değişimi

March 27th, 2009

asus-notebook

Assus Anakart Tamiri ve Anakart değişimi

SİNERJİ NOTEBOOK 0216 418 88 33

Asus anakart
Asus A3500E-24M (A3E-5001H) anakart
Asus A3500L anakart
Asus A6000 anakart
Asus A6B00U anakart
Asus H2800S Asus F3WE anakart
Asus L3400TP anakart
Asus X51 Asus F3S anakart
Asus A2500 A25D vb anakart
Asus L8400B anakart
Asus LG5800 anakart
Asus G1 anakart
Asus M2 anakart
Asus M3000NP anakart
Asus A3000 A3 A3n anakart
Asus M5A anakart
Asus M6000N anakart
Asus M6000 anakart
Asus M6 anakart
Asus S5200N anakart
Asus M5A anakart
Asus V6800V anakart
Asus W2 anakart
Asus W2V anakart
Asus W3 anakart
Asus W3J anakart
Asus W5 anakart
Asus W5000 anakart
Asus W5AE anakart
Asus A6JA anakart
Asus A6JM anakart
Asus A3FC anakart
Asus A3A-AN anakart
Asus A6U anakart
Asus A6VM anakart
Asus A6JC anakart
Asus W3A anakart
Asus A6JC anakart
Asus A8F anakart

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cifi-dream

February 26th, 2009

World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours.
However, every Evil Villain I’ve read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end.
I’ve noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time.

Therefore, I have created these guidelines for conquering the world:

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artefact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies’ predicament before killing them.

7. When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”

8. After I kidnap the hot girlfriend of the hero, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled “Danger: Do Not Push”. The big red button marked “Do Not Push” will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know.”

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero’s rugged countenance and she’d betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it’s too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way — even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless — my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line “No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!” (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colours, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I will never employ the use of a major weapon that takes time to charge up before firing and utterly destroying the rebel base. Instead I will use weapons that can do the same thing with a single push of a button.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he’s my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harbouring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of scepticism when I capture the hot rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let him in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say “And here is the price for failure,” then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me “My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?”, I will reply “This.” and shoot the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artefact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh Powerbooks.

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